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found objects, like postcards, and photos. i collect junk like this, so i find it interesting.
Songs In The Key Of "Huh?"
Sarah: Listen, it's quite brilliant, really. He walks in. There's a hen. He's like, "Oh, a hen. Hi, hen. WAAAAIT A MINUTE!" So he's freaking out, but he can't call Animal Control because he has no explanation for how the hen GOT there. Then he's calling all his friends and screaming "WHAT'S UP WITH THE POULTRY, ASSHOLES" but none of them know anything about it and they think he's batshit crazy with all the raving about this hen in his apartment. Then the hen is pecking his stuff and messing it up, so he's yelling at the hen, "HEN, STOP THAT!" And then he's like, "Well, I can't keep calling it 'Hen' or it won't listen to me," so he'll give it a name, like Henrietta or something, and then he won't be able to give the hen away because now they're friends because it has a name. And then he'll become that guy who takes his hen for walks on a little hen harness.
co-workers wish man would stop quoting monty python sketches
"Pity Gareth Reese, a loathsome man with a disease for which there is no known cure."
(stolen from sars)
screw guitar picks
this looks like a lot more fun. i need a disco ball. i will boogie under a hail of little lights.
aol cds to guitar picks.
ok, guitar picks cost roughly nothing, and they work better than these so i'm not sure why you'd want to make them. still, if you have some free time. i have a ton of free time. i have a stack of about 50 aol cds on my desks on my desk, as i hate to throw them out. i've already made an aol cd into a clock, and made a set of four coasters by putting felt on one side of the cds.
to the person who found me by searching for "ninja turtles screensaver," i love you. i am now trying to find a tmnt screensaver.
let the eagle sooooaaaaarrrrrrrr
ashcroft. singing.
baftas
lotr got best picture. jackson got best director. squee.
{better link}
yay
damn, cnn was fast at getting that up.
"We are not trying to take Spain and we have no plans to do so."
"Embarrassed British Defence officials were obliged to apologise yesterday after a detachment of Royal Marines accidentally invaded Spain."
my way curse?
man killed by an off-key karaoke singer he made fun of.
www.thispagecannotbedisplayed.com/
another very old link. i feel horrible about not posting about this before now. i was babysitting the morning after he died, and happened to look at the newspaper on their kitchen table. i saw his photo and thought "oh neat, something about peter gzowski." i started to walk across the kitchen to get the newly popped up toast when it suddenly hit me that the photo was on the front page. i rushed back, picked up the paper and read "Canada Mourns Gzowski's Passing." that was not what i wanted to hear.
i don't often get upset over things like that. george harrison was sad, but i was expecting it to happen at any moment. ernie coombs dying nearly made me burst into tears in the middle of a grand and toy. hearing about peter gzowski's death left me feeling the same way. my mother was an avid morningside listener. i heard his voice nearly every day for most of my childhood. i know his voice better than i know my grandparent's voices. i can still remember lying on the kitchen floor (i was an odd child,) laughing when the radio people did, even though i didn't get it. it left me feeling very happy. i remember searching the library for donna williams' 'nobody nowhere' after hearing his interview with her. 'a peter gzowski reader' sits in my bookshelf. hearing of his death, i felt like i'd been told a family member had died. a family member that i enjoyed spending time with, and looked up to. i'm upset that i'll never hear him do a new interview.
haha
i needed something to laugh about.
jtleroy.com
was updated a while ago. i was going to link it, but forgot. it's looking very spiffy and has new content. yay.
sometimes i forget how much people hate.
B9 d- t- k s+ u- f- i- o- x- e+ l+ c-
{stolen}
check these out
i need to make a devil hat now too. my knitting skills are in great need of improvement.
go to sleep
i find this surprisingly relaxing. when the screensaver thing pops up, just click somewhere else on the screen to get rid of it.
women line up to exchange unwanted lingerie
"Only days after Christmas, women were rushing to Paris department stores to return unwanted sexy lingerie that their husbands and lovers had put under the tree."
haha. no shock there.
about the shoe bomber guy
some more, and from the diary of someone who was on the plane.
buffalo gets six feet of snow
i sure am happy i'm not living there.
look, i made danko jones.
yes, i have become horrible about updating. i'm not on the computer as often, and i don't have the time to find odd crap. i'll get back into the swing of things after christmas.
the internet's worst ad
(stolen from everythingisnt.com)
this is how i feel when i check the mailbox. make sure to check out the rest of devoted bee.
lets all jump on the stupid online test bandwagon.
diaryland design auction
the auction takes place this weekend. the money goes to toys for tots. there are some really great designs here. i love kerykes' snow angel design.
diaryland design auction
the auction takes place this weekend. the money goes to toys for tots. there are some really great designs here. i love kerykes' snow angel design.
the bad hemingway story creation
it is world aids day.
unaids world aids day metafilter
george harrison has died
what do you say to that?
the teenybopper test
"51. Is every novel you’ve ever read for fun based on a TV show or about horses?" that is priceless.
i'm 15% 'teeny bop'. my score is much too close to the midway mark for my comfort.
'i've got the world's longest tongue'
"My friends always said I had an incredibly long tongue - I could make lots of money with it one day," heh. come on, you're thinking it too.
(stolen from mel)
ken kesey died
he was 66, and died following cancer surgery on his liver.
(added- better link.)
spikemaster doll
patrick pentland stortroopers style.
haha. if anyone got it on tape and is willing to make copies can you mail me about a trade?
the world’s bunniest men
i don't really have anything to add to that.
cleaning the fucking kitchen for dummies
d. sent this to me after seeing my sink last night. i really do need to start washing dishes before i run out of clean ones to use.
there are some websites that i wish i had never, ever seen. oh my lord. there is more of this stuff. listen for a moment, if there is something you shouldn't write fanfic about, it's the ninja turtles. it's just... wrong.
kiddies shouldn't click the links.
i'm making a halloween tape, and i'd like some song suggestions. you can send them to me, or put them in the guestbook. i've already had pretty much every misfits song suggested to me, just so you know.
x-e's take on the worst witch
from last years halloween special.
everything you could ever possibly want to know about shooting rubber bands
photo prints done on various different surfaces
all using liquid light. some of these are outstanding.
snailhouse
now have a new website.
slg says:
Q: Will there be any more issues of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac/Squee/I Feel Sick?
A: No.
web based icq?
yes, web based icq. now if you can remember your icq number you can use icq on any computer.
i'm not paranoid.
my toothbrush will stay on the bookcase in the hall.
sesame street fever!
information about the album, and full length mp3s of all the songs. i've been listening to 'doin' the pigeon' all day. oh man, i've got to find my copy.
ann coulter was fired.
good riddens.
why i hate the internet
from michael kelly's page of misery.
i love these books.
and you can find this card which i think should be printed and handed to the person closest to you now.
smashing pumpkins games for nesticle
edits of super mario games. the third one is great.
pitas
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